zeldathemes

sin-ical:

romulusthread:

romulusthread:

what does the woodchuck use to keep track of all his wood

a log

my dad cried

metaphoricalfish:

Holy shit, there’s a cockroach in my room!  And don’t know where it went.

Edit:  And I just spotted a second, weird bristly bug.  Guess who isn’t sleeping tonight!

I think both bugs are dead.  But my skin will be crawling for rest of the night.

Holy shit, there’s a cockroach in my room!  And don’t know where it went.

Edit:  And I just spotted a second, weird bristly bug.  Guess who isn’t sleeping tonight!

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

i-am-the-minority-ray:

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

I live in Virginia and boy let me tell you.

Nothing like being number one in meth.

The I’m-supposed-to-be-packing selfie.

The I’m-supposed-to-be-packing selfie.

Bowling-ception!

Bowling-ception!

ollielephant:

methhomework:

mikugaga:

Perfect. I want this.

you cant tell what the fucking keys are

you can if you’re a true pokemon master

ollielephant:

methhomework:

mikugaga:

Perfect. I want this.

you cant tell what the fucking keys are

you can if you’re a true pokemon master

lulz-time:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

lulz-time:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

zubat:

What I love the most about skulls is their “in your face” attitude

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Metaphorical Fish
I once said I had the social skills of a fish and my friend pointed out that I could be a metaphorical fish. So now it will be my URL/blog title forever. I'm an English major with absolutely no life plans. I take a lot of pictures of my pets when I'm home. On my blog, you will find puns, animals, a smidgen of hockey, fandom stuffs, and whatever else catches my interest.
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