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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

thats-slightly-raven:

nae-pals:

thats-slightly-raven:

they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood

This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.

Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes


well that’s disarming.

sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes

well that’s disarming.

Yesterday was my birthday, so have a birthday-theme danisnotonfire gifset.  Fun fact, Dan’s reading my response to his question “What should I do for my birthday, guys?”  The one and only time my response wasn’t swept away in the craziness of the YouNow chat.  =)

Gifs taken from this  video.

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

pansexualfacts:

Fact: At the age of eleven, certain pansexuals receive a letter inviting them to the Pansexual Academy. There, they learn to play panpipes, cook in pans, control their panpowers, and cause pandemonium. It is an ongoing debate if the mascot is the panda or the panther.

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Metaphorical Fish
I once said I had the social skills of a fish and my friend pointed out that I could be a metaphorical fish. So now it will be my URL/blog title forever. I'm an English major with absolutely no life plans. I take a lot of pictures of my pets when I'm home. On my blog, you will find puns, animals, a smidgen of hockey, fandom stuffs, and whatever else catches my interest.
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