zeldathemes

petrus-peloponnesus:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

i spat my drink

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

image

u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

digg:

startrekrenegades:

What’s better than a waterslide? A tiny waterslide for ducklings! [x]

TGIF

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

This man is a treasure.

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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Metaphorical Fish
I once said I had the social skills of a fish and my friend pointed out that I could be a metaphorical fish. So now it will be my URL/blog title forever. I'm an English major with absolutely no life plans. I take a lot of pictures of my pets when I'm home. On my blog, you will find puns, animals, a smidgen of hockey, fandom stuffs, and whatever else catches my interest.
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