my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood
This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.
Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire
My math teacher called me average.
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
well that’s disarming.
Yesterday was my birthday, so have a birthday-theme danisnotonfire gifset. Fun fact, Dan’s reading my response to his question “What should I do for my birthday, guys?” The one and only time my response wasn’t swept away in the craziness of the YouNow chat. =)
Gifs taken from this video.
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
Fact: At the age of eleven, certain pansexuals receive a letter inviting them to the Pansexual Academy. There, they learn to play panpipes, cook in pans, control their panpowers, and cause pandemonium. It is an ongoing debate if the mascot is the panda or the panther.